This is not as awe-inspiring as the Bifrost.

Hello, my new Midgardian friends! A pleasure to have your company! And Brother! How good it is to see you! You’ve quite a following here. It pleases me to see that you’re not attempting to lord over them.

You’re not attempting to lord over them, are you?

Also, it seems the bacon issue was a great misunderstanding. Apparently Midgardian American bacon is not the same as Migardian United Kingdom bacon… But I’m not sure of all of the details. Now I must convince Stark not to complete his Bacon man suit.

Although the concept of a bacon armor is too appetizing to pass up.